I found this really neat little button in our fridge the other day.
It makes the light go on and off. It’s lots of fun!
Then mom complained about leaving the door open and something or other about breaking the switch…blah blah blah…you know how it is. So I had to stop.
You should check your refrigerator, I bet you have one too!
I have been out of sorts lately.
I’m still adorable and the world continues to revolve around me, so that’s all good; but they’ve begun to say ‘no’ to me.
’No’, to me….I just can’t figure it out.
Like today, I was throwing crayons around the school room at the twins and we were all laughing and having a great time and then mom said, “NO!” Then she said if I threw more crayons I would have to go in my fenced off play area (it’s a cage, lets just call a spade a spade here folks).
So I gave her my most adorable grin and threw more crayons.
And do you know what she did!
She actually put me in my cage.
And I screamed and screamed and she didn’t take me out.
Something weird is going on here.
Luckily, mammy is not caught up in these strange happenings and she came and saved me after about 5 minutes.
But still….it was terribly upsetting.
I really should get paid for this.
I spent an hour of my afternoon entertaining mom, dad, mammy, pappy and an aunt and uncle today, and got nothing for it. I mean sure I was just opening and closing a musical card and having them take turns dancing with me, but I got worn out.. It’s not my problem that big people are so easily entertained…I deserve some compensation.
And let me tell you. This is not the first time this type of thing has happened. They often set me in the middle of a room full of relatives and then just stare at me and I’m supposed to entertain them.
Aren’t there some sort of child labor laws in this country?
Oh, and by the way, if anyone is reading this who gets me cards, make them musical, those things are cool.